Teresa’s Mom: If you keep complaining about your car I’m going to buy you a recalled toyota.

Brooke’s Mom: You should become an astronaut.

Brooke: LOL why would I do that?

Brooke’s Mom: Because everyone likes astronauts and right about now that’s not the case.

Benjamin’s Mom: Instead of listening to qtip you should start using qtips on those ears of yours.

Kevin’s Mom: Between you and your father I could weave an area rug with all the body hair I just swept up. Particularly short and curly ones.

Kevin: Nobody’s stopping you.

Regina’s Grandma: If Lady Gaga is making hit music videos, you need to try harder.

Anonymous’ Mom: what do you want for our birthday????????? what ABOUT the phone???????? (no you cannot have a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Christina’s Mom: Don’t get any ideas from that 16 and pregnant show.

Brianna’s Mom: I just saw the movie Matrix! Have you seen it?! It’s great.

Charlie’s Mom: You’re thirty years old and we still get packages from toys r us almost daily. Maybe you should save that money for something like your own house.

Paul’s Mom: Do you want anything from McDonald’s?
Paul: Sweet. Could you please get me a double cheeseburger, french fries and a sprite
Paul’s Mom: They’re still freedom fries in my book.

Lora’s Mom: So i heard in the news this morning 5 hs kids got sick badly from brownies spike with herion not pots anymore but herion so careful sweetie. Love mom

Ian’s Mom: We’ll get you that lock on your door that you wanted. I’m sorry I barged in on you this morning. I have a bad image burned into the back on my brain.