Mom's Msgs http://momsmsgs.com Mom's Msgs are messages from your mom, dad, mother-in-law, father-in-law or grandparents. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Don’t Disappoint the Dogs! http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/09/dont-disappoint-the-dogs/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/09/dont-disappoint-the-dogs/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:11 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1481 Whitney: I’ll be home tomorrow.
Whitney’s Mom: I thought tonight!? I told the dogs tonight.

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David’s Dad: In public?

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Jamie: Who is this about?
Jamie’s Mom: Some of the actresses have that fat working.

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/09/ohh-snap/feed/ 0 We Got A Problem http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/06/we-got-a-problem/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/06/we-got-a-problem/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:36:33 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1475 Erin’s Mom: Alive?
Erin: No.
Erin’s Mom: Uh Oh!

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Anthony: Can’t right now.
Anthony’s Mom: Why? R u in the middle of sex?
Anthony: Stop being weird

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/03/creeper/feed/ 0 Makes Sense http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/makes-sense/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/makes-sense/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:28:43 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1471 Andrea’s Dad: You don’t have to pretend you’re at church right now. Answer your phone. Even your mom said it was ok to skip with a gold medal hockey game on.

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/makes-sense/feed/ 0 The Bachelor Made the Wrong Choice http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/the-bachelor-made-the-wrong-choice/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/the-bachelor-made-the-wrong-choice/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:51:12 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1469 Maggie’s Mom: Can’t believe he picked Vienna! What a scag.

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/02/the-bachelor-made-the-wrong-choice/feed/ 0 Aw, Snap http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/01/aw-snap/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/01/aw-snap/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:30:35 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1466 Andrea’s Mom: Call me when you’re finished with your meeting.
Andrea: I told you I was going on a date…not to a meeting.
Andrea’s Mom: Well, you get so upset when I call a guy you just started dating your boyfriend that I figured you wouldn’t call a first date a date.

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/03/01/aw-snap/feed/ 0 We Think Jackie Collins Might Have Said This First http://momsmsgs.com/2010/02/26/we-think-jackie-collins-might-have-said-this-first/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/02/26/we-think-jackie-collins-might-have-said-this-first/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:35:25 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1464 Grace’s Aunt: The only thing worse than having a boyfriend is having a POOR boyfriend

]]> http://momsmsgs.com/2010/02/26/we-think-jackie-collins-might-have-said-this-first/feed/ 0 We Have the Same Feeling http://momsmsgs.com/2010/02/26/we-have-the-same-feeling/ http://momsmsgs.com/2010/02/26/we-have-the-same-feeling/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:30:16 +0000 admin http://momsmsgs.com/?p=1462 Amber’s Dad: Something about listening to the Black Eyed Peas’ music makes me want to fart.

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