Jessy’s Mom: Remember, it’s me and your father’s 20 year anniversary tonight. If the facebook is a’rockin, don’t come a-knockin! lol

Danielle’s Aunt: Heard her mom died. LOL
Danielle: WHAT?! LOL?! What do you mean?!
Danielle’s Aunt: Yes, Lots of Love. I sent her LOL too when I emailed her.

Megan’s Mom: hi.
Megan’s Mom: that was my first time.

Hollie’s Mom: Daddy would like to invite to his appliance party ! he would like everyone to sit in the basement and watch his washer and dryer . r.s.v.p. a.sa.p.
Hollie: I’m busy that day
Hollie’s Mom: its the every monday through the month of January. Free drinks & snacks. First come , first serve. Sign up now free @ 1- 800- jackass !
Hollie: oh god
Hollie’s Mom: If u sign up in the next 10 min . you will b entered in a drawing for a free box of dryer sheets

Court’s Mom: I got a heater at K-Mart!
Court: Cool!
Court’s Mom: No, Warm!

Jamie’s Dad: Please, you’re the only person I can depend on. There’s people in there and I wanna see who visits! Give me the book!

Sam’s Mom: I don’t understand Facebook. Why do I keep seeing what other people are doing? I don’t care that Cheryl is taking her kids to the mall today. Why is all of that showing up?
Sam: what else did you think Facebook was for? Why’d you join otherwise?
Sam’s Mom: I thought it was like email!!!

Callie: Off to go pillage west campus!!!

Callie’s Dad: sorry cal. gotta let your twitter go. otherwise all the church can follow your pillaging escapades. love ya. dad

Rachel’s mom: R u ok?

Rachel: Yes why?

Rachel’s mom: R u covered in poo?

Brit’s Mom: I don’t like that picture as much as last year’s!

Brit: Ouch, mom!

Brit’s Mom: I wasn’t being mean! I was being realistic!

Aaron’s Mom: its supposed to take a lot longer at security since that crotch bomber on christmas day so i d get there at 6 30

Paul’s Dad: kids are totally useless unless you own a farm.