Ashley’s Mom: You know what numbers I have trouble seeing? zero’s. and eights. and six’s. and threes.

AnnaRose’s Mom: The Cheiftans are Irish. I am going to make you listen to them while you beat your clothes along the rocky banks of the canal

Julian’s Dad: Just listened 2 eminem on iPod. Very impressive.

Nicky’s Mom: I wish you stilled lived at home so we could get under a couple quilts and watch soaps all day. Have a happy snow day!

Aunt Becky’s Mom: Well, thank GOD they don’t tattoo babies.

Tamyra’s Grandad: Hi Tamyra, What’s your mobile number? Love Grandad

Victoria’s Mom: Who’s that guy you in your picture a few days ago? YOU WERE HUGGING.
Victoria: He’s from the band I went to go see, Stereo Skyline. I told him I liked his performance so he gave me a hug.
Victoria’s Mom: Who??? Why were you hugging? How could you have met him? But… who is he???

Dave’s Dad: Your mom is what the Spanish call “caliente!”

Erin: Happy 60th Birthday, Old Man!
Erin’s Dad: Thanks. But I think life starts when you’re 70 – you can make derogatory comments & everyone will just laugh.

Rob’s Dad: If I could have one wish, I’d wish I had memorized every line to Ghostbusters 1 and 2 and Caddyshack.

Brandon’s Mom: Call me on the weekend, I had something else to say about what to do if I should die anytime soon.

Amy’s Mom: you not answering me. i hope to hear from you so i dont have to call john, nancy, julie, or drive there to make sure you alright. love.