Quinn’s Mom: Make wise decisions tonight.

Quinn: Stop posting on my fb wall!!!!

Quinn’s Mom: Okay, make CrAzY wILd decisions tonight. Better?

Bree’s Mom: So symbolic that Elin hit Tiger with a golf club. I’d do the same to Dad, but with beer cans.

Claire’s Mom: I bought a Bejeweled app, a voice app, a monopoly app, something called red laser, something called call of duty, tetris, brothers in arms, scrabble, t-pain and a all-in-1 gamebox. Will you come over and show me how to use all of them?


Claire: Wow you’re really getting into the iPhone thing. I don’t know how to use any of those though, why do you want to play war games on your iphone?


Claire’s Mom: I thought they were necessary to the iPhone??? I didn’t have to buy those?

Troy: Just bought a pair of new shoes

Troy’s Mom: You need that like you need another hole in the head. And you really don’t need another hole in your head. Those piercings are hideous enough.

Rob’s Grandma: For Christmas I got you a Snuggie and you will like it.

Todd’s Dad: MY PHONE IS BROKEN I CAN ONLY TYPE LIKE THIS SORRY

Todd: Press the button that looks like this ^aA

Todd’s Dad: thanks.

Jen: Spending the night at Steve’s (sorry)

Jen’s Mom: Why pay for the cow…

Jen: What cow?!

Kristen’s Mom: I got so worried when I heard the story about the White House Party Crashers, I was convinced it was you!

Kristen: I live no where near DC!

Kristen’s Mom: But you like that Wedding Crasher’s movie so much!!

Peter: Christmas List -  xbox or a burberry jacket

Peter’s Dad: I don’t understand.

Peter: ?

Peter’s Dad: What are burberries?

Tina’s Dad: hiding from your mom STOP she’s trying to make me go grocery shopping with her STOP remember, you never heard from me END

Nichole: Out with the girls tonight!!!!

Nichole’s Mom: Your boobs?!

Kelly: The Oprah show is over!
Kelly’s Mom: Your clock must be wrong. It’s after five o’clock.