Anonymous’ Mom: what do you want for our birthday????????? what ABOUT the phone???????? (no you cannot have a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Christina’s Mom: Don’t get any ideas from that 16 and pregnant show.

Brianna’s Mom: I just saw the movie Matrix! Have you seen it?! It’s great.

Charlie’s Mom: You’re thirty years old and we still get packages from toys r us almost daily. Maybe you should save that money for something like your own house.

Paul’s Mom: Do you want anything from McDonald’s?
Paul: Sweet. Could you please get me a double cheeseburger, french fries and a sprite
Paul’s Mom: They’re still freedom fries in my book.

Lora’s Mom: So i heard in the news this morning 5 hs kids got sick badly from brownies spike with herion not pots anymore but herion so careful sweetie. Love mom

Ian’s Mom: We’ll get you that lock on your door that you wanted. I’m sorry I barged in on you this morning. I have a bad image burned into the back on my brain.

Dave’s Mom: Please go to the dentist. The bathroom tile is looking better than your smile these days.

Christina’s Dad: In my opinion, Snooki is reasonably homely. Why does she think someone would want to take her on a date?

Rachel’s Mom: Good glad u got some sleep r u hungover? Just Checking
Rachel: Haha yeah are you?
Rachel’s Mom: deffinitly always when your not around

Ali’s Mom: Hey! Wolf Moon full of course!

K’s Dad: I’m about to shimmy up this funny tree and get a coconut for your mom.