Jenny’s Grandma: Hi jenny wanted to tell you happy birthday!
Jenny: Thanks! But it’s not until tomorrow..
Jenny’s Grandma: I know i just wanted to make sure you got my text in time

Sarah’s Mom:

Sarah: What was that?
Sarah’s Mom: Sorry- I may be dysgraphic with smile symbols!

Caitlin’s Mom: I am fully covered. I just have to get the car back there. Pita.
Caitlin: Pita?
Caitlin’s Mom: pain in the ass! C’mon, get with it!

Greg’s Mom: Sometimes it takes a while for female libido to kick in … I remember when mine kicked in.

Marie’s Mom: When ur famous u will take a limo laura has a contageous infection will be in hosp 2weeks

Gracie’s Grandma: hAPPY nEW yEAR, bE CAREFUL ON xMAS eVE. memA

Emily’s Mom: i m watching sorceress stone
Emily: haha, how is it??
Emily’s Mom: fun. next is chamber of whatever

Rosa: MIDDLE child. Mainly Ignored Deep Denial Looking Elsewhere.
Rosa’s Mom: MOM. Mostly Overlooking MiddleChildsAttentionPleas

Sarah’s Mom: I heard my diet pills might make me “go” a lot. But if they work, I’d wear a diaper for them.

Jeff’s Dad: 8===D
Jeff: 8===========D I Win

Mom: What state is your school in?
Kenzi: Are you serious?
Mom: What state?
Kenzi: Mom it’s called Southern New Hampshire University, what do you think?

Joe’s Dad: you pocket dialed me… bastard