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Some things are just too good to delete.

Lots Of Lovin’

Rachel’s Mom: i love you lol

Rachel: So you think it’s funny that you love me??

Rachel’s Mom: no! lots of love lol get it?

No Secret BF, Mom Just Sexy Texts Her Daughter

Liz’s Mom: Night i love you?
Liz: I hope that isn’t something you question…
Liz’s Mom: Typo-the simple reply would be i love you too.
Liz: Quite the attitude tonight…I love you too! (exclamation point)
Liz’s Mom: Texting is tedious for me. Dad keeps asking me who is texting me like I have a secret boyfriend or something?

Mom Knows What’s Up

Anonymous’ Mom: Remember. It’s Thirsty Thursday! Love, Mom

Cougar Looking For Fresh Meat

Joseph’s Mom: Tell ur friends to look out bc im on the prowl!!

Will Someone Hold the Mom’s Hair Back?

Megan’s Mom: 4 Martinis baby……..holy crap
Megan: Go for 6, but dont throw up

Rookie Move

Ally: You don’t need to sign every message. You can just type as if we’re talking in person.
Ally’s Dad: Hi Ally – I guess I just am new to this whole “MSN” thing. Can you hear me? Love Dad
Ally: Ummm… no?

Just Like This ;)

Chelsea’s Mom: what are planning for yo mama’s birrrrffffffday? ps how do you make a winkey face

Jon’s Dad Might Not Be the Most PC Dad in the World, But We’re Sure Jon Loves Him

Jon: We are looking at Gingerbread House Exhibits in Ashville
Jon’s Dad: GAAAAY. You better have been drug there by a Hot Babe

Also Passing on Dinner at Lesley’s – Her Mom May Be Drunk

Lesley’s Mom: Did I tl you i have a porkleg in th oveno?

We’ll Pass on the Invite for Christmas Eve Dinner at Alice’s

Alice’s Mum: buy cat ham

A Douchebag That Makes a Bad?

Paige’s Dad: Hey, I accidentally used all the hot water. My bag.
Paige: Your bag??
Paige’s Dad: Yeah, it is what you say when you do something wrong: My bag.

An Email Thread You Don’t Want to Find Yourself In

Lane’s Dad: So I signed up and got a Twitter account today.
Lane’s Mom: Really? You bought one of those Twitter machines?
Lane: Oh.My.God. What exactly IS a Twitter machine, mom?

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