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Some things are just too good to delete.

Rookie Move

Ally: You don’t need to sign every message. You can just type as if we’re talking in person.
Ally’s Dad: Hi Ally – I guess I just am new to this whole “MSN” thing. Can you hear me? Love Dad
Ally: Ummm… no?

We’ll Pass on the Invite for Christmas Eve Dinner at Alice’s

Alice’s Mum: buy cat ham

Yikes

Anonymous’ Mom: I want a new hair dryer for Christmas. Mine sucks and blows!

Lay Off The Booze, Shannon’s Mom

Shannon’s mom:
Message #1: was that the ocean?
From #2: Shannon:
Message #2: no mom, it was a giant parking lot

Shannon’s Mom: was that the ocean?

Shannon: no mom, it was a giant parking lot

Maybe She Has A Fevur

Alli’s Mom
Message #1: Do you have a thermonitor?

Alli’s Mom: Do you have a thermonitor?

We Don’t Really Know What Is Going On Here

Nick’s Mom
Message #1: can you come in here aw nvm i found ur phone in here and ur in there k bye.

Nick’s Mom: can you come in here aw nvm i found ur phone in here and ur in there k bye.

We All Make Mistakes

Erica
Message #1: congrats on your first gmail status message!
From #2: Erica’s Mom
Message #2: Is that a Linked In status? That’s what I was trying to do.

Erica: congrats on your first gmail status message!

Erica’s Mom: Is that a Linked In status? That’s what I was trying to do.

Whitney Houst-mom

Bryan’s Mom: Remember that I will always love you no matter what.
Bryan: Sounds like Chris has been saying that I’m gay again?

Keeping It Classy

Trey’s Dad: Sometimes I fold the toilet paper after I use it into the fold that hotels use – you know the little trapezoid so you know it’s a fresh roll? I think it leaves a little class behind.

Rearing: Redefined

Chris’s Mom: colonic here i come!
Chris: COME ON

Over Acronymed

Mark’s Mom: HBMLM!
Mark: huh? whats that?
Mark’s Mom: happy birthday my little man!

The Emo’s are Coming!

Gabe’s Mom: I saw this thing on the news about emo people and how they are sometimes dangerous. are you emo?

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