Don’t Disappoint the Dogs!
Whitney: I’ll be home tomorrow.
Whitney’s Mom: I thought tonight!? I told the dogs tonight.
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Some things are just too good to delete.
Ohh, Snap
Jamie’s Mom: You know how the back fat is muffin top, what is the arm fat called?
Jamie: Who is this about?
Jamie’s Mom: Some of the actresses have that fat working.
Creeper
Anthony’s Mom: Answer the phone
Anthony: Can’t right now.
Anthony’s Mom: Why? R u in the middle of sex?
Anthony: Stop being weird
Makes Sense
Andrea’s Dad: You don’t have to pretend you’re at church right now. Answer your phone. Even your mom said it was ok to skip with a gold medal hockey game on.
Aw, Snap
Andrea’s Mom: Call me when you’re finished with your meeting.
Andrea: I told you I was going on a date…not to a meeting.
Andrea’s Mom: Well, you get so upset when I call a guy you just started dating your boyfriend that I figured you wouldn’t call a first date a date.
We Think Jackie Collins Might Have Said This First
Grace’s Aunt: The only thing worse than having a boyfriend is having a POOR boyfriend
Uh-Oh, Is Someone Getting Dissed?
AnnaRose’s Dad: Dad: My friends want to know whats the new term for “bitches”?
AnnaRose: Uhhh… can you use it in a sentence?
AnnaRose’s Dad: Shut up you bitches.
AnnaRose’s Dad: For a bunch of guys.
How Rustic.
AnnaRose’s Mom: The Cheiftans are Irish. I am going to make you listen to them while you beat your clothes along the rocky banks of the canal 
We Need More Snow Days
Nicky’s Mom: I wish you stilled lived at home so we could get under a couple quilts and watch soaps all day. Have a happy snow day!
Poor Old Grandad Doesn’t Know How To Check His Contacts
Tamyra’s Grandad: Hi Tamyra, What’s your mobile number? Love Grandad
